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Like SO many of these obviously setup.
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That’s black metal version of the cover of Alice In Chains’ Dirt album!
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If you are having a bad day just remember there are people out there pushing a door that is signed saying ‘pull’.
Fucking dumbarses.
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gotta love The Far Side.
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A guy is walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night. There isn’t another soul on the street. Suddenly, from out of the dark, comes an ominous bump…bump…bump.
He looks behind him and spots a shadowy thing coming down the street after him. Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run. He looks behind him again, and the shadow is closer.
Bump…bump…bump. The glow of a streetlight illuminates the shadow momentarily and to the man’s horror, it is a coffin, bumping down the sidewalk. He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly. BUMP…BUMP…BUMP!
He reaches his house, fumbles frantically for his keys, and slips in the door just as the coffin reaches his front steps. He slams the door and leans against it, catching his breath. Bump…bump…bump. There is a moment’s silence, and the man wonders if he dares to breathe.
Suddenly… Bump…bump…bump…Bump…BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! CRASH!!! He rebounds away as the door breaks off its hinges. Scrambling to his feet, he charges up the stairs, and the coffin races after him. BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP! Terrified, he backs into a corner and starts throwing everything within reach at the coffin - a handful of papers, a vase, a box of crackers, a lamp - but the coffin doesn’t stop!!!
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP nothing seems to slow it down! His hands fall upon a bottle of cough syrup and he throws that at the coffin, too! The coffin stops.
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Did @aussielad tell you to use one of his jokes ? 
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Oi!! Even id have to think twice before posting something that bad 
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So the Irish are drunken famine victims. Bit cliché… 
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@Nikola OMG I can’t unsee it now
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