The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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For the non-cricket initiated, the player in blue is Rishabh Pant and the player in green is Quinton de Kock

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Also stay TF away from those experts. They smell like dogshite.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is extremely heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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In my day it was one apple hanging on a string from the clothes rack. Guaranteed that you couldn’t bite it so same apple then put in water in the sink and you stood on a chair and still couldn’t bite it but got half drowned… much better than all this american imported crap. .

I had to go to a muddy pumpkin field and pay £10 for a maggoty specimen. Those poor farmers…my arse.

Don’t get me started on bloody german Christmases

Yeah…my dad also did apple bobbing…apple on a string…tied between 2 chairs…but covered in jam…what a mess…

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Justice is best served cold.

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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