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Like one of my old football teammates who thought he was a hotshot dribbler.
All fur coat and no knickers.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on TV in 4K?
Spoiler
HD am i
…oh god please make it stop…
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Walking round Asda I lost my missus, couldn’t find her anywhere.
Saw a stunning woman in a short skirt, bending over the chiller cabinets.
Walked up to her and told her I’d lost my wife, so could I chat to her for a while.
She said okay, but how will that help?
As expected, my missus appeared from nowhere instantly.
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Yeah can’t quite relate…
