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What do you call a fish with no eyes…
fsh.
One morning this guy opens his front door to get the newspaper. As he bends down to pick it up, he sees a small snail just sitting there. Not being a morning person, he picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A year goes by and there’s a knock on the door. He opens it. Nobodys there. He closes it and walks away and hears another knock. He opens it and this time looks down and sees the snail. He bends down to take a closer look and the snail says
“What the fuck was that all about?”
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a deaf monster?
Anything you want.
Quality 8yo gags there.
What do you call a deer with one eye?
No idea.
What do you call a motionless deer with one eye?
Still no idea.
What do you call a motionless deer with one eye that is in the midst of procreation?
Still fucking no idea!
We could probably do with a third-choice backup for Diaz and Gakpo…
@cynicaloldgit
Which one is the bigger fuckwit?
seems a fair punishment too me
