Kier Starmer was visiting a very small village in the UK, and asked the villagers what the government could do for them.
“We have two big needs” said the village spokesman. “First, we have a health centre, but no doctor.”
Starmer whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said “I’ve sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need then?”
“We have no mobile phone reception at all in our village.”
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What’s pink and doesn’t know how to use apostrophes?
Whoever wrote that joke.
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What’s wrinkly and grumpy, and assumes a white man wrote the joke?
I’m not at all wrinkly.
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You really are a tone-deaf, blinkered biased, broken record aren’t you 
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