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More than just a bit annoyed that I cant remember how to write down basic numbers like 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals…
IM LIVID
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A mate of mine just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend, and her twin.
I said, fuck sake, how do you tell them apart?
He said, her brother has a moustache.
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Not sure why it has to be Chinese; that joke would work for any nationality, or none at all. 
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Can TAN introduce an eye roll emoji?
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Wow, that is some bloody awful grammar.
30th birthday for Agnes?
Honestly
Any cunt that goes down like that from a ball to the head needs to be in another sport.
Something like extreme armchair knitting or extreme daisy chain construction.
Soft fucks.
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