The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Nicked from Private Eye:

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https://x.com/HLTCO/status/1892300076908749133?t=5yWlmnlvD68mjp3MOAORBQ&s=19

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Why are you posting political shit like that in the joke section?

Seriously

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Agreed.

This thread should be a sanctuary from the political cesspit into which this forum is rapidly metamorphosing.

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This isn’t a joke, seriously

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It’s funny. But it’s damn scary.

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Went to Morrisons yesterday and after queuing for about 20 minutes, the cashier scanned my trolley contents and the bill came to £140.51.

I wanted a second opinion, so took my groceries through the self service check out, and the bill was only £76.89.

Incredible

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