The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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It’s funny. But it’s damn scary.

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Went to Morrisons yesterday and after queuing for about 20 minutes, the cashier scanned my trolley contents and the bill came to £140.51.

I wanted a second opinion, so took my groceries through the self service check out, and the bill was only £76.89.

Incredible

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Is he @cynicaloldgit 's dad?

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The answer to which should obviously be, “Are you saying I’m fat?” and bursting into tears.

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