A Bexley woman, thought to be travelling to Cape Verdi (obviously) has inexplicably failed to ‘check in’ to Gatwick airport on Facebook.
It is believed that Louise Natick, who is known as Lou, a mother of 8, was planning to post photos of a glass of half-finished Prosseco next to a full English farmhouse breakfast, bought at the North terminal’s Wetherspoon’s, alongside the comment: ‘and relax…’
But this has also failed to reach Facebook.
A spokesperson for Facebook said 'its extremely unusual for a woman under 35 not to let every burglar in Bexley Borough know that they are going to be out of the country for a week, we’re extremely concerned for Lou’s wellbeing.
Apparently no reference to ‘holibobs’ or even a solitary ‘see ya in a week’ has been posted on her timeline, let alone a “I’ve had worse Mondays” post with an accompanying photo of her low level drug dealer boyfriend Rhys, who owns his own moped, on the beach of a shite all-inclusive resort.
A worried friend called Isabelle Ringing, who did not want to be named said: “it’s most unlike Lou, she normally can’t shut the fuck up about her ‘holibobs’ but it’s like she’s just left the country, which I suppose she has, but even the guys at the fencing supplies who were dipping her in creosote last Thursday said she was unusually quiet”
Enquiries are continuing.
Yup.
That’s how womens brains work
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Are they dead?
Nah: they’re just doing their impression of our forward line today.