The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

So true.

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Reminds me of a few years ago.
Me and a workmate were on a fitness drive and were a bit obsessed with weight loss, forever doing before/after weigh ins.
I proudly informed him that I’d just had a 1.3kg dump.
He was quite impressed until I told him the scales were a bit messy

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Next for him

Marks and SpenSinghs

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I don’t get it…

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Hes telling it lower , lower and then it lands on him I presume…bit akin to when you guide someone back when their reversing sort of thing

… or they mean throw the bins in the toilet :person_shrugging:

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A man loses three fingers in a work accident. At the hospital he asks the doctor, “Will I be able to drive with this hand?” The doctor replies, “Maybe. But I wouldn’t count on it.”

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Misreading the instructions could be interpreted as instead of throwing paper towels in the toilet, throw the bins in the toilet. Original post updated.

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Ahhh OK. It’s a common enough sign to see (or at least some variation of it). So as somebody who has seen such signs so often, my brain simply refused to process it any other way!

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