This is the kind of thing I’d do 
Last night, I was at the McDonald’s drive-through, and the lady behind me honked her horn and made an obscene gesture because I was taking too long to place my order.
So, I paid for her food…
When she got to the cashier, she told them that I had paid for her meal, and she felt embarrassed.
When I got to the second window to pick up my food, I showed them both receipts, so I ended up taking her food too.
I paid for it, and now it’s mine! Now she has to get back in line.
Absolutely brilliant. 
Sounds like he’s 30% off.
In what world is this considered a joke?
All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot
Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings
All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous
The Lord God made them all
Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did
All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all, Amen
(Cleese/Chapman)
That’s a K???