The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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This is the kind of thing I’d do :rofl:

Last night, I was at the McDonald’s drive-through, and the lady behind me honked her horn and made an obscene gesture because I was taking too long to place my order.

So, I paid for her food…

When she got to the cashier, she told them that I had paid for her meal, and she felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to pick up my food, I showed them both receipts, so I ended up taking her food too.

I paid for it, and now it’s mine! Now she has to get back in line.

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Absolutely brilliant. :nerd_face:

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https://x.com/footbalIfights/status/1930937453331841472

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Sounds like he’s 30% off.

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Polite request to you and a few others…

Any chance we can leave the politics “jokes” for the multiple politics threads around here… some of us come here to get away from that shit?

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