The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

In what world is this considered a joke?

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All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot

Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings

All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous
The Lord God made them all

Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did

All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all, Amen

(Cleese/Chapman)

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That’s a K???

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Didn’t even register until Ifti mentioned it.

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Well, that escalated quickly.

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Oh God

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Truly terrible. :joy:

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St Francis was right there… :face_savoring_food:

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Sounds about right for todays cultural population

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:rofl: :high_voltage:

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Guys this may be at risk of breaching the ‘off topic’ restriction. (Or am I missing the joke, as usual)

@dalglish

@Retro_Helix posted a video of two half wits fighting, one of them ended up falling down the escalator.

I posted that it wasn’t funny…

@Retro_Helix cleverly responded with “that escalated quickly”…a considered response which referenced the fate of the half wit and the potential tension between us.

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