The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Definitely not Eddie Howe’s barbecue. This one looks lit it’s got promise!

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6 stokes of the cane incoming for that reposte, no doubt.

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As long as you keep it to yourself you dirty old man.

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Is this the daughter of the cynicaloldgit😎

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Judging by the era - looks like the fifities/sixties, I’m thinking great grand-daughter.

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The teacher or the kid?

I can remember at my school a boy asked the teacher, “Can I go to the toilet?” About two minutes into his lecture on the semantic differences between “can” and “may” and that he should by now be trained to use the allotted breaks to alleviate bodily functions, the boy projectile vomited all over the teacher, because norovirus doesn’t make that distinction.

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Something I saw on a rival forum tonight

Dr Gloom sounds like he’s been in Ipswich QLD for far too long. His comment probably qualifies as balanced and reasonable up there.

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I call B/S.

No way anyone in Ipswich would extend their view beyond Wacol as that is about as far as they would ever travel

Dr Gloom is the guy being quoted…

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Yes I’m well aware of that!

So what’s so bad about his one-line comment about Liverpool being in for Wissa?

Oh FFS! You’re right - it’s ‘toonotl’ thats the Ipswich munter. Can you please relay my deepest apologies to Dr Gloom for any hurt I may have caused him for suggesting he came from darkest qld, @ZinedineBiscan ? :rofl:

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Slightly rude joke. (Just testing something)

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