I can remember at my school a boy asked the teacher, “Can I go to the toilet?” About two minutes into his lecture on the semantic differences between “can” and “may” and that he should by now be trained to use the allotted breaks to alleviate bodily functions, the boy projectile vomited all over the teacher, because norovirus doesn’t make that distinction.
Oh FFS! You’re right - it’s ‘toonotl’ thats the Ipswich munter. Can you please relay my deepest apologies to Dr Gloom for any hurt I may have caused him for suggesting he came from darkest qld, @ZinedineBiscan ?