The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Wrong thread? (I’m a humourless f-wit, sorry)

@Retro_Helix is usually on point with his jocularity but this one’s a bit meh.

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What has two butts and kills people?

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an assassin

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If your wifi signal extends outside the home, it’s public property, right? :rofl:

https://x.com/Nuked4Every1/status/1955522831808409989

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:0)

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less of a joke more of an admission of being a fuckwit tbh

a favorite of mine to give out is Lava Lamp - pretty to look at, but does fuck all

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:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Yeah… they walk amongst us :0)

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