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Okay, so the child is merely “curious” while the adult is “mortified.” Think I see where the problem lies…
Also, does she seriously expect the staff to RELIEVE an elephant every time it gets an erection, and would that apply to other species? Pity the poor zookeeper who has to wank off the lions or tigers 
Then again, this could all be part of her own sexual fantasy and she actually loves the thought of dealing with Jumbo’s boner?
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It happens…
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If they cannot be released to die in freedom, then the only correct course of action is to kill them. This is grotesque and beyond ridiculius waste of resources and has nothing to do with animal wellfare.
Gotta love the jokes thread.
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