The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Dying :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Sad, but often true… :frowning:

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:0)

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My daughter played sleeping beauty in one school play. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I played a rock in one school play

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Did you have opportunity to move, speak or sing. Sleeping Beauty just laid on a bed. :cry:

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I was told rocks don’t move or make any sound

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but I still didn’t have the worst role.

One of my mates got given the roke of the wind. He was held backstage with a microphone to blow in when wind effect was needed

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Pretty much like Sleeping Beauty then, a prop. :rofl:

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I was the back end of a donkey in a nativity play :horse_face:
The front end left part way through to go to the toilet :toilet:

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Well, at least they left before they went.

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Obviously they needed a wee…if it was a shite theyd have neeeded the ass to go

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