Thank god they don’t bite heads
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Yorkshire rubber 
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So is that why one of their finest ever spin bowlers was known as Rubber Johnny Wardle?
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No idea. What’s a spin bowler? 
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A Canadian Army C.O. was about to start the morning briefing to all the staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the C.O. decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question; “How much of the act of sex is “work,” and how Much is “pure pleasure”?
A Captain chimed in with a 75-25% in favor of ‘work’.
A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.
A Warrant Officer responded with a 25-75% in favor of ‘pleasure’, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the C.O. turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Private responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% Pleasure, Sir.”
The C.O. was a little surprised and as you might guess, said “And why is that Soldier?”
“Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir.”
The room fell silent……..
God Bless Privates!!
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The trick is to do both at the same time.
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