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The trick is to do both at the same time.
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Honest to fuck, there’s nothing remotely funny about this.
My son calls it atchaforya syndrome.
One eye’s looking at you… the other eye is looking for you.
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Growing up it was called mortgage eyes. 1 eye’s fixed, the others’ variable
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My son came home from from school and asked, “Dad, did you go to the same school as me?”
“Yes, 20 years ago. Why do you ask?”
He replied “Because Miss Smith said she hasn’t seen an idiot like me in over 20 years”
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