A man playing a new golf course got confused about which hole he was on.
He noticed a woman playing ahead of him, walked up, and asked if she knew where he stood.
She said, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re one hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th.”
He thanked her and continued on.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.
She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again, he thanked her.
After finishing his round, he went into the clubhouse and saw the woman sitting at the bar. Wanting to show his appreciation, he offered to buy her a drink. They started chatting, and he asked what she did for a living.
“I’m in sales,” she said.
“So am I,” he said. “What do you sell?”
She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”
“No, I wouldn’t,” he insisted.
“I sell tampons.”
At that, he burst out laughing and nearly fell off his stool.
She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”
