Valentines Day Arab style 
I don’t think i can see hummus in the same light again.
How did I get in there?
Kids today don’t know what we went through
I’ll take a C2
Well C3 scares me too much that I’ll end up looking
So Trump is a goat fucker
An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irishman all walk into a pub with their wives…
They all sit down and order a cup of tea.
The Englishman looks to his wife and says, “Could you pass the honey, honey?”
The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says, “Could you pass the sugar, sugar?”
The Irishman, not wanting to be outwitted by the other two men, looks over at his wife and says, “Could you pass me the milk, ye fecking cow?”
Someone should tell her… 
