Q. What is Jesus’ favorite band?
A. 9 Inch Nails
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What’s his least favourite band?
Judas Priest
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Why does Jesus not trust humans?
He fears they will double-cross him
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An Italian father wants to give his son a gun for his 18th birthday…
“As is tradition in Italy, I’m going to give you a gun for your 18th birthday.” The father says.
“But I don’t want a gun. What about a nice watch? I would really like a watch, like a Rolex or something.” The son replies.
“Son…” The father sighs, “This is an Italian tradition. You’re going to get a gun for your birthday.”
“I really don’t want a gun, I want a nice watch.” The son says.
“Listen.” The father says in a more serious tone, “You’re going to get older, and you’re going to marry a beautiful woman. One day, you come home, walk into the living room, and she isn’t there. You go into the kitchen, and she isn’t there. Then you walk upstairs to the bedroom, and you’re going to find your wife sleeping with your best friend. What are you going to do?? Point at your watch and say, ‘Times up?!’”
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2 crabs are living on a vagina. 1 crab is a junkie, and the other crab is a pervert. How do you tell them apart?
The junkie is sniffing the crack and the pervert is hiding in the bush
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Looks like the players in the penalty box just before corner kicks.
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I need an explication for this one. I am either missing something or it’s not funny at all.
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WWF is both the Worldwide Fund for Nature and World Wrestling Federation.
Took me a minute to get it, TBH.
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Will depend on your age, WWF was about before WCW.
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