Well, at least I know what I’m being reincarnated as.
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They’ve just described my dating approach 
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Fair dinkum.
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i love being an aussie.
get orf the lawn mate, ive just re seeded that…
fuck yeah…
…i mean, run the country and shit like that all you like, just dont fuck with the grass mate…
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A proper case of… Nimby
Not In My Back Yard :0)
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I bumped into David Hasselhoff last night…
I said…
“Omg it’s David Hasselhoff”…
He said…
“If you don’t mind just call me Hoff”…
I replied…
“Ok…No Hassel”…
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I really needed some laughs and this thread. The jokes are Irish style and are hilarious.
The replies are great. You need to read the whole thread to get the general picture.
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more like, Nimbin… 
The quid story is one of my favourites.
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