THE MALE CYCLE
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
Umm Old but I’m not sure about this.
I used to love these funny book titles and authors. My favourite was
“Rusty Bedsprings”
By I. P. Knightly
I always prefered the Chinese adventure book “Yellow River” by I. P. Daily
I saw a car number plate the other day that was P365 DOE.
Why the fuck would you keep that registration number?!
Must be a bit dim, but I don’t get it
P-Doe is bad enough. 365 as well?
There’s one near me that is P 69 ERV or something very similar.
Might just be my gutter level mind, but I wouldn’t be happy with that.
Nether do I, perhaps it is something English.
Dedicated to @Kopstar
Have you heard of the new movie, Constipation?
It have not come out yet.
Oh but have you heard of the new movie, Diarrhea?
Yea…its still running.
The CEO of Ikea will be appointed as the new President of Sweden but it has not been formally announced yet because he is still assembling his cabinet.
These from Milton Jones just crack me up every time. Bit like his running lighthouse keeper gag.
I do not remember this at all. Came across a post on Reddit
