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That’s not funny! 
One time I was having sex with a married woman when her husband came home. She told to use the back door and be quick.
I really should have left at that point, but it’s not every day you get an offer like that!
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Hawthorne is the Hermit crab without the shell.
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If you rearrange the letters of postmen, they become very angry
I like to play the worlds most dangerous sport.
I disagree with my wife
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That’s exactly what we say about English in Wales
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