If I put chili in a poutine, does it become a curry?!?
Asking the real questions.
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Maybe. But would you want to have that ?
Chili poutine is quite popular. I canāt stand poutine in general.
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Havenāt had it but cheese and gravy making fried potatoes turn to mush doesnāt seem appetizing,
Also the curry is basically a dish served along with a mains (like Rice/Roti/Naan). Itās never a whole dish in itself.
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According to the palate of most of my Canadian friends, if you add a bit of white pepper it would then be considered a curry.
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You are only skimming the surface of ādisgusting food eaten when drunk in Montrealā. It seems to have died a merciful death, but there used to be popcorn poutine, same mess but with popcorn instead of French fries.
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Iāve had my share of disgusting street food when drunk too. From Lamb Organ meats to fish fried in Questionable Oil.
Itās more to do with the hygiene and quality of Oil though rather than having something which is guaranteed to taste revolting. It didnāt hurt my stomach then. But I canāt think of having them now.
Yo @Alright_Now_Legend - Not sure why, but saw this and thought of you :0) Thought you might like to learn it and try it out on your next āCome Dine With Meā party.!
Instrumental backing, can be found on Youtube :0)
Here goesā¦
INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now Heās Dead
Naan, Dinnerās Just Begun
But Now Iām Gonna Crap it All Away
Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didnāt mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras
Too Late,
My Dinners Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji,
Iāve got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish Weād Never Come Here at All
Guitar Solo (Or banjo depending on who you are!)
I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,
Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
Iāve Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
Heās Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lava-try
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is Quarantinedā¦
Here it Comes
There it Goes
Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder
NO!
Itās Coming up Again
(There he Goes)
I Chund-Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Kneeās Im on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo
Its About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Meā¦ Poor Meā¦ Poor Meeeeā¦
Guitar Solo
So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
It Just had to Come Right out in Here
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Howling! I actually might have composed this.
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Tweaked 1 line which I think works slightly better
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really looking forward to seeing (IF) Zubimendi signs how he fits in with Macca in that deep two, it does feel like we are sacraficing a bit of that muscle, but i think its a calculated riskā¦
(seeing as your talking about food in every other thread, thought id come in here and discuss football in some peace and quiet)
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Now add a semi-erotic dance routine and itās the stuff of Bollywood 
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Korea finally bans dog meat - as Western tourist describes what it really tastes like
The industry has previously seen hundreds of thousands of dogs reared and slaughtered in South Korea every year, but a bill initially passed in January this year came into effect on Wednesday
Dogs look out from a cage at a dog farm
Voila
A South Korean woman cuts cooked dog meat at a dog meat restaurant in Daegu on January 10, 2024
A South Korean ban on dog meat has finally come into effect, as a Western blogger describes what it tastes like.
An upsetting centuries-old tradition of eating the meat of manās best friend has been brought to an end with the passing of a bill previously dubbed by campaigners as āhistory in the makingā.
One person who visited such a restaurant to try a dog meat stew called Bosintang was travel blogger Melanie Ferguson from Vancouver, Canada.
āItās probably the most controversial thing Iāve done,ā Melanie wrote in her blog in January, after the bill was first passed.
"When I lived in South Korea, my old friends would often chide me with an Asian stereotype. āHave you eaten cat yet?ā they would ask.
āāNo, come on,ā I would reply. āThey donāt eat cat hereāKoreans eat dogā.ā
She added: āAnd so I did too.ā
The most well-known dish is bosintang, dog meat stew, revered as a source of vitality during harsh winters or the hottest days of summer.
āThatās the meal I ate in Seoul. Just once, by myself, as I couldnāt convince anyone to join me,ā Melanie went on
"When it arrived at my table, I have to admit it looked good.
āAfter it cooled, I used my metal chopsticks to take my first bite.ā
She described the taste as like beef, but said it had a doggy smell to it.
Melanie went on: "It tasted good, too. Like beef, the meat was tender and stringy. I could smell dog, sure, but it wasnāt strong with the scents of the other stew ingredients wafting to my nose.
āWhatās the big deal? I wondered. I ate until I was full.ā
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Share your korma recipe , I promise I wonāt laugh.
ā¦and does it have a Chameleon in itā¦? :0)
Let me open the can of wormsā¦ is it eggplant, aubergine or brinjal?
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As a non-consumer of spicy curry dishes, guess I will just leave this here. :0)
Ps. You know who you all are 
Warning issued for blokes who love a hot curry as its linked to flopping in bed
A study has been carried out to identify any connection between erectile dysfunction and men failing to get it up in the bedroom, and results do not make for pretty reading
Sexperts issued research warning men who tuck into hot dishes over three times a week are nearly three times more likely to be stricken with erectile dysfunction.
A group of urologists from the University of South China said: āOur study suggests that frequent spicy food consumption may increase the risk of erectile dysfunction, especially among non-smokers.
āThe higher their spicy frequency eating, the higher the severity of erectile dysfunction.
āDiets of men with ED may need to be adjusted.ā
Harley Street consultant urologist Prof Raj Persad added: āThose who eat more spicy food may have more of a tendency to diabetes or high BMI ā both of which could be implicated in erectile dysfunction.
āThe study may illustrate doctors should look to exclude high levels of spicy toxins in the circulation.ā
Scientists believe one of the reasons that extra spice in diets could spark erectile dysfunction is because it can lower levels of testosterone.
Those who feast on spice-heavy meals such as curries seven days a week were found to have 12% less of the hormone than those who avoid them
The study also showed they could have worse Āromantic relationships.
It added: āThey frequently tend to form an Āirritable character, which is prone to quarrels and disharmonious relations.ā
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Thatās a load of bollocks, for a start.
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