UEFA Champions League

they are all cunts

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Only until we play tomorrow.

And it’s a “table”, not a “leader board”. This isn’t fucking golf.

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Pretty nice. Now to blow it on the basketball.

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From https://www.britannica.com/science/league-measurement:

league , any of several European units of measurement ranging from 2.4 to 4.6 statute miles (3.9 to 7.4 km). In English-speaking countries the land league is generally accepted as 3 statute miles (4.83 km),

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So, for clarification @sandsoftime, what I think @cynicaloldgit was trying to get across was that its a fucking extraordinarily long table that Aston Villa are currently top of and they are certainly not the leaders of a board with a list of teams organised according to who has most points.

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But do you like him enough to start a Minamino to Liverpool rumour?

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Don’t worry, @Nikola will get right on it.

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No interest in this evening’s early kick offs? I’m watching Brest v Leverkusen, as it’s on in the pub.

Don’t worry - you haven’t missed much.

Seems a very slow paced match so far.

Very unlike what I’ve seen from Leverkusen last season.

Leverkusen do finally score. .
A well worked team move.

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Maybe that’s because you’re falling asleep? :thinking:

Actually, you’re right: it’s been very mediocre.

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Not impressed with any of the Leverkusen midfielders to play through the press.

But get Wirtz here.

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Good player, but we’d be unable to compete with the likes of Real Madrid and Manchester City on transfer fees and wages.

And, in one case, history. Not sure which one, though. Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

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The sideways and backwards passes by Leverkusen and slow passes at that would have gotten slotto and kloppo crazy.

The one success they’ve had this match is with a direct forward pass.

Sounds like @SBYM ’s dating history.

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And Leverkusen get punished for their lackadaisical football.

Cracking shot.

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Really good finish. Gave the goalkeeper no chance.

/cliché mode.

Leverkusen’s entire defense went to sleep.