Numpty of the highest order
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Yeah but Labour would be worse. Fact.
From the Beebā¦
āGrant Shappsā¦welcomed the U-turn, telling the BBC: āItās better to act, itās better to reverse ferret on something thatās causing a problem like this, and it sends a very important signal to the public and also to the marketsā.ā
Say what?
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Because the Tories told you so.
Can never work out if youāre trolling or not
Keep guessing.
If your sarcasmomiter is dysfunctional, I can repair it and re-calibrate to NAMAS standards?
Your humouromitter is dysfunctional
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Absolutely, I have a poster of JRM on my wall, lovely chap.
Used to have a picture of Matt Goss on my dartboard (to annoy the fittest girl in my high school and Iāve never worked that one out) Now itās Truss.
Whatās the saying about imitation being the sincerest form of flattery? Cheers.
A very humble young man imo. At his age Boris wanted to be āKing of the Worldā.
His comments then of never getting married as his wife can get it all, and he wants to be pm by time he is 70 after heās made millionsā¦ 
The trouble is that you have spent so many years here defending the indefensible, itās quite hard to tell when youāre taking the piss.
The only thing that gives this post away is that itās a scientific fact that the image of Jacob Rees-Mogg drains all life and energy from its surrounding environment. You wouldnāt have the strength to post anything.
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Iām pretty sure someone funnier than me has said this before, butā¦
Has anyone tried to harness the energy from Trussā U-turns? Would probably solve the energy crisis.
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Iām a right winger on a Liverpool forum who hates the current government. Even I donāt know when Iām being serious.
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Forgot to mention that it would be worse if labour was in power thoughš¬
To tell the truth, I would prefer him to make light and joke of his allegiance than to type the truth that there is no scenario in which he wouldnāt vote Tory. At least we can imagine thereās a chance its not real.
So @Klopptimist , please keep it up! 
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I donāt think itās true. Thereās always UKIP/Brexit Party/whatever name this scam is now going on under.
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Yeah, Farage will be back when heās finished with his YouTube pyramid scheme!
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Itās been an absolute shambles. Rather they u-turn on shit ideas though than stubbornly stay the course.
I really hope I see Proportional Representation in my lifetime.
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Iām about to 