UK Politics Thread (Part 2)

Simultaneously Honeymoon period, divorce period and funeral. Quite a talent that.

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PM not answering, because they know she’s a very stupid rabbit in the path of a billion lux floodlamp fitted to a train.

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The ladies not for turning. Up. He can have points for that.

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You can just picture Truss blankly going “err
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” (as she did looking for the right reporters at last week’s shambolic press conference) while the train approaches her.

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Off she dashes again!

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All I see is Rimmer! Every time!

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She sent her valet :smiley:

When Peter grew up, his favorite movies were Superman.

Sorry, guys. I am not contributing a lot here. Just one liners from me today.

But to be fair, right now during this time, this thread feels and looks like a One-Liner thread, given the remarkable political situation.

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I guess we will need to go to hourly updates on the lettuce now. Could be close

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Honestly


How do you have the temerity to even show your face around here??

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Aside from enjoying the luxuries of #10 for few more days/weeks/months, I don’t see what poor Lizzy hopes to achieve by prolonging her rein. Why doesn’t she calls the election and ends this circus?

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https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1582040153438433280?s=20&t=g4SqWvp3kf-9xTUw-gfxWw

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