Joris Bohnson
LOL !!!
This is just an hour old 
Not if all the comments from Tory party members that they canāt support Sunak because he isnāt British are reflective of wider concerns.
Standing ovation ! 
I genuinely struggle to understand why a Prime Minister being elected by democratically elected MPs is somehow less democratic than being elected by Tory party members.
who happens to be married to a billionaireās daughter and is a Goldman Sachs alumnus. 
The Zahawi thing is so indicative of Johnsonās character.
That article will have been coordinated with Johnson. He will have lined that up and knew it was happening.
Johnson then pulls out ten minutes later, leaving Zahawi humiliated and getting absolutely LOLād on social media.
Lads. Gather round. Nadine, listen. Michael, get that hair under control and pull up a chair. Jacob, put down that Laudanum. Pay attention.
He doesnāt give a fuck about you. Youāre not his friends. He doesnāt have friends. He has people who are strategically useful and people he has to pay child support to, and thatās it. Youāre totally disposable to him. He is only interested in himself. He would not hesitate to throw you or anyone else in this country under a bus if it would advance his career.
In 100 years time, in whatever format the BBC exists, there will be an episode of Doctor Who in which it is revealed that Boris Johnson was an alias of the Master, because to future generations hypnosis by a malevolent alien will be the only plausible explanation for how the Conservative base was held in such thrall to this lying, scheming, disinterested, workshy, corrupt sack of shit.
and Maaaaaaaaaaaany more, but i tire of copy pasting 
āSomeone shorted the pound and stitched Liz upā
Crispin Blunt and his like shorted the pound you utter thundercunt! Your kind!
Each of these idiotic assholes should be booted out of the country because theyāre willing to sink the nation as long as it means they āwinā
They are maybe going to grow their own Dolchstosslegende, lol. Again, a tiny violin !
Ohhh! Fishy Rishi and his Cheesy Porc Pies. Love it. 
Spare a thought for me.
I watched this shit religiously all weekend and then fell asleep 4mins before he announced he was pulling out!!!
You know this converstaion legit happenedā¦
āWrite 126.ā
āNo-one will belive that, Boris.ā
ā121?ā
āLower.ā
ā118?ā
āLower.ā
āWhat would you suggest? I must claim I could have won.ā
āLetās go with something just over 100.ā
āWhatever. Iāve now been stitched up twice in as many months, you pack of useless cunts. Why didnāt you make more calls??!ā
āBorisā¦itās Nadhim on the phone.ā
āTell that brown loser Iām not hereā¦maybe now heāll have time to take his nose out of my arse. He can stick it up one of his horsesāā¦ā
Lol, Maddox, what a great intellectual character