Next Tory leader?
How do you scrape the bottom of a barrel that has already had the bottom scraped off?
By inviting Farage to join your party and making him leader.
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Sweet Jesusā¦
That would surely finish them? Heās not a serious politician and UK, for all its faults, isnāt America
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But theyāre stupid enough to do it.
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Any news on the Death Pencil Moggy?
Looks like wig man Fabricunt will be going.
Shouty bloke from Stoke also set to lose his job.
Iām disappointed that
- Labour donāt crack 200. I wanted them to beat Blairās majority
- The Tories donāt look like being on double figures.
- Reform on 13. Fucks sake Britain.
Canāt sniff at 170, but I canāt help but think weāve missed a glorious opportunity to bury these fuckers for a generation.
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Am I alone in thinking that Wes Streeting looks like the result of The New Shmoo shagging one of the kids from Village Of The Damned?
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In some ways I can understand the Reform vote as a protest vote by people who are getting it tough but dont think for themselves. Just do whatever Jim in the pub says.
I canāt actually fathom how anyone could still vote for the Tories
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Iād forgotten that Clacton was Douglas Carswellās old seat!
Such a shame this did not come to pass.
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BBC said he is a 47% chance to keep his seat.
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So, a 53% chance of losing it?
Sorry, maths isnāt my strong point.
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Sky have got an exit poll tracker:
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Correct.
Thatās a majority. More than Brexit!
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Loathsome isnāt half talking bollocks.
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sunderland to declare first!
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