UK Politics Thread (Part 3)

Labour hold.

More worryingly, Reform were a clear second.

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11k votes for Reform…

Gross.

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Blyth devastated.

Swing to Reform. Thick fucking twats.

We really need this emogi :nauseated_face: or :face_vomiting:

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Your mate is on the BEEB now.

He has a rash on his chin, looks like he’s been going down on Mrs Rees-Mogg.

:face_vomiting:

That one could be called Jacob.

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He is a legitimately terrible human being.

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More like he’s had his face up Farage’s backside.

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Rees-Mogg throws Sunak under the bus, forgetting Johnson departed in disgrace, hated by the electorate.

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Fucking hell…

Only took until 11.22pm for Laura to raise ā€˜Bring back Boris’…

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ā€˜Could Boris Johnson come back’ asks Laura K, with longing in her eyes.

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Streeting’s response is spot on.

ā€œIt’s been a clown showā€

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He’s not afraid to have a go.

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Fuck sake

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Blyth and Ashington held by Labour. Once again, Reform come second.

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returning officer’s costume looks like something from Pirates of the caribean.

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This isn’t going to be as much fun as I’d hoped :worried:

ā€˜Not Conservative enough’

Fuck off, you ghoul.

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HAHAHAHAHA

ā€˜all this woke stuff’

They don’t have a fucking clue.

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