UK Politics Thread (Part 3)

Labour hold.

More worryingly, Reform were a clear second.

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11k votes for Reformā€¦

Gross.

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Blyth devastated.

Swing to Reform. Thick fucking twats.

We really need this emogi :nauseated_face: or :face_vomiting:

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Your mate is on the BEEB now.

He has a rash on his chin, looks like heā€™s been going down on Mrs Rees-Mogg.

:face_vomiting:

That one could be called Jacob.

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He is a legitimately terrible human being.

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More like heā€™s had his face up Farageā€™s backside.

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Rees-Mogg throws Sunak under the bus, forgetting Johnson departed in disgrace, hated by the electorate.

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Fucking hellā€¦

Only took until 11.22pm for Laura to raise ā€˜Bring back Borisā€™ā€¦

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ā€˜Could Boris Johnson come backā€™ asks Laura K, with longing in her eyes.

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Streetingā€™s response is spot on.

ā€œItā€™s been a clown showā€

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Heā€™s not afraid to have a go.

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Fuck sake

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Blyth and Ashington held by Labour. Once again, Reform come second.

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returning officerā€™s costume looks like something from Pirates of the caribean.

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This isnā€™t going to be as much fun as Iā€™d hoped :worried:

ā€˜Not Conservative enoughā€™

Fuck off, you ghoul.

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HAHAHAHAHA

ā€˜all this woke stuffā€™

They donā€™t have a fucking clue.

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