UK Politics Thread (Part 3)

BOJO?!?!?!?!?!?

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Boris Johnson standing down following the privilege committee recommending a 10 day sanction. Triggers an immediate by-election.

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BBC punted Trump for Boris.

Haahhahahah

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His statement is basically Trump with the Oxford polish.

You know, actual sentences and stuffā€¦

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I am very sorry to leave my wonderful constituency. It has been a huge honour to serve them, both as mayor and MP.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The brass neck on this cunt is staggering.

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Why is there an honours list for someone resigning in disgrace?

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Weā€™ve got another one due shortly with Truss due to have her list announcedā€¦

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https://twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/1667252898080649216?s=20

Some Tory talking-head on the BEEB right nowā€¦

ā€˜ludicrous carry-onā€™

BINGO!

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Dafuq?!?

Andrea Jenkyns, the Tory MP for Morley and Outwood who was nominated for a damehood by Boris Johnson, has said she will not resign in the wake of the former prime ministerā€™s resignation.

She tweeted: ā€œTo the journalists calling me tonight, just to clarify I am certainly not resigning. Itā€™s a great honour to serve my constituents & our great country. The unjust events & BorisJohnson resignation tonight has made me more determined to stand up to the blob wherever they reside.ā€

Boiled in oil?

Who? Bozo?

Roast him instead: heā€™d be self-basting, the fat fuck.

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Boiling in his own blubber!

I still want to see the report. I think its crucial the public seeā€™s it. I do wonder what it means for Rishi? Iā€™m guessing he was the one that knew everything but said / did nothing but happy to play along.

So far Iā€™m still disappointed that fucker hasnā€™t ended up in jail, and probably wont.

Also the Boris honours listā€¦ what a complete load of horlicks that is. Still at least we can say that it took Rees-Mogg longer than Gavin Williamson to be knighted.

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Just leave this here

UK Health Security Agency, responsible for the costly test and trace program, failed to provide sufficient data for the National Audit Office to audit its accounts.
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the Ministry of Defence experienced an average turnover of senior civil servants handling procurement contracts every 22 months, while the time taken to complete a contract averaged 77 months.

Fuck me ā€¦

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1667520361901031424?t=Eue6_jWA7SWyWAI9Rgw9ZA&s=19
https://twitter.com/RachaelvsWorld/status/1667268608748134400?t=qw7sCpEX5dN9U9LtPd65rA&s=19

just 50 more to go!

12th June 1963 - Jeffrey Archer

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Is that Jeffrey Archer on the right?

They claimed he raised over Ā£1million for charitable causes, yet no one knew how much he actually gave to charity, beginning of his career as a cheat/liar/politician

:flushed: - Lot of money back then if this was the case