Only 48 goals, many of them tap ins. Feels like an 85m flop and he hasn’t even trained with us yet! 
Luckily we have world class scouting, recruitment and coaching who know what they are doing so I can just ignore my ignorant youtube video based appraisal.
We’ve already seen him in two matches, so eight more until we can make a judgement.
Utd now saying they took Rui Costa having food poisoning as a snub. Interesting way of admitting a players doesnt wanna join you.
Darwin Nunez didn’t want you, Benfica didn’t want you get the message guys you can claim you had him but no one’s buying it.
Hope it does not offend anybody 
Gay.
those wedding rings on their hands?
Do you recon, would I still have a chance …
has he even scored yet?
#ShitSigning
Darwin’s way out of your league mate.
I can only assume you’ve never seen @Dutch
Fwooooaaaar!!!’
There’s nothing to say we can’t say…WOW…
Came here for that very photo. Thanks, @Dutch
Salah’s got some competition on the shirtless photo front now 
He surely has…but who cares…
I can think of one hut I’m pretty sure we will not appreciate it if I do mention him so I will not …
Ok…its a bit sexist…but bet he looks good in next years calendar…
Mo just tweeted this… 