Hasn’t reached Melbourne yet? Here in Sydney it’s de rigueur.
Probably a throwback to how you dressed in the early 70’s
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Won’t reach Adelaide for 10 years. Thank fuck. We’re still struggling with skinny jeans. 
Sorry, I overestimated your sophistication 
Really?
I thought Adelaide only discovered running water earlier this year
This might help
https://theanfieldnoise.com/t/losing-the-midriff-wobble-or-the-tan-diet-exercise-thread/359
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Harry Styles. Handsome fella, very talented, rich, not afraid to set the trend and wear what he likes. Good luck to him.
I’m a middle aged fella with no fashion sense. Jeans and t-shirt, no imagination. Sometimes I put on a collared shirt to spruce it up a bit. I just bought a lightweight bomber jacket the other day to dress it up a bit more but I haven’t worn it yet. I’m a bit crap at all that.
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Where does the carpet start and end???
Actually ours is only at the walking stage.
The obsession with my artistic flair and talents in this forum is at a dangerous level now
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Don’t keep the shampoo and the lotion bottles close to each other, specially, if they look similar.
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Don’t keep the toothpaste next to the antifungal cream.
I once muddled up the bottles and washed my hair with dog shampoo by mistake. On the plus side, I was free of fleas and ticks for a month.
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Is that a record?
I live in the middle of a forest. It’s a fucking miracle.
Or the Polident, the women in the house think it’s lovely pink toothpaste.
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I have a small denture as I lost a front tooth playing sport many years ago. I recently had a coughing fit eating some toast and when I recovered I realised that the denture had gone. I could definitely feel it stuck in my throat. Spent 6 hours on Friday night at Aintree A&E amongst the druggies, nutters and three prisoners in hand cuffs. X ray eventually taken and no sign of it. A week later I have found it lying on the carpet 
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