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Turns out my daughter has a cat/kitten living in our house. She has a whole set up in the basement, like an apartment. I didnât know about this and she just confessed 
Iâm not a cat person especially, but I just went down there to meet the little fella. It has been here for a month, and our Jack Russell is besties with it!
How the hell do I not know what is going on in my own house
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Daughters are the worst!
Your not the only one I had cat problems when my daughter was a teen up until her mid twenties.
Why am I sneezing 
all the time?
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I had my hair cut on Friday. Itâs quite short and I rather like it. I was walking around Bremen yesterday afternoon thinking how much cooler it keeps you in the sun.
I got up this morning, and my forehead is bright red with sunburn, added to that, with the short hair and portly middle-aged physique, I appear to have turned into a gammon. FFS.
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Buy a hat.
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Another name / avatar failure.
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You didnât look that short or portly in that picture you posted next to the This Is Anfield sign.
Or was that actually your stunt double? 
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Are you going to report them?
Just looked at their website and it is just Berlin based. I had wondered if it was related to armed forces moves (which we have used before) but itâs just completely random.
Why?
Because youâve got nothing better to do.
Thereâs also, coincidentally, a group of young lads from the courtyard who are cleaning my bike for five euros (bargain!).
One of themâs wearing an LFC shirt.
Theyâre definitely getting a good tip.
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Iâm snowed under! (see above).
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Happy 133rd birthday to Liverpool Football Club
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Theyâre almost as old as me.
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I donât know why exactly, but you got me thinking of a cozy, cleverly smiling, Hercule Poirot.
Poirot also has a tip for you:
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Poirot was totally, like, anti-Gammon.
Whereas @RedWhippet is white, middle-aged and gets wound up easily.
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He really doesnât get wound up easily though 
I do, many others do; but to me he appears a cool cucumber that manages to mostly always be well balanced and thoughtful when he writes. How he is on the inside, I donât know, of course But he is usually very controlled here. To his credit probably.
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