When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim! (Part 3)

[system]

Continuing the discussion from When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim! - #10110 by Sithbare.

Previous discussions:

• The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)
• When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

[Sithbare]

Didnt even realise I got the last post on the previous thread

United suck and are shit at developing players now.

Let’s move on

[Iftikhar]

Part 3??? We have posted over 20,000 on Man U??? Jeez, we need a life

[mattyhurst]

I assume if they weren’t as shit as they’ve been then it would be a lot less.

[Limiescouse]

“Utd ruined my life”
“I didnt know you were a United supporter”
“I’m not. I’ve just spent so much time laughing at them being shit I got behind at work and just got fired because of it.”

[redalways]

Haha @SBYM

[cynicaloldgit]

Just been to watch my local non-league team play.

They led 2-1, then lost 4-2. Crowd was about 209 people. Burgers were shite. Beer was keg, not cask.

Still better than watching Man U.

[mattyhurst]

You deffo expect the food to better the lower you go. Wimbledon’s was decent a few years back.

[Nobluff]

@cynicaloldgit

Just been to watch my local non-league team play.

They led 2-1, then lost 4-2. Crowd was about 209 people. Burgers were shite. Beer was keg, not cask.

Still better than watching Man U.

I bet you sneaked in for free, @cheapoldgit.

[dalglish]

Behave! He likely tips the sommelier at each of his lunchtime haunts more than you’d spend on a holiday with the missus.

[cynicaloldgit]

‘It’s a battle for football’: Manchester United and FC United fans unite...

From a Liverpool perspective, I hope the Glazers’ reign lasts indefinitely.

[SBYM]

Mark goldbridge nearly dies

Looks like the dumb cunt used a standard rawlplug instead of a poly toggle.

Amirite, @PeachesEnRegalia?

[mattyhurst]

He needs domestic football back so bad.

[Sithbare]

Ha. Take that. Elanga digs it in further.

[The_Phenom]

This latest loss positions them to turn yet a further corner in due course.
Yawn! Groundhog day all over again and again and again.
Can someone or something kindly put them out of their abject misery?

[Rooster]

Yep Lyon

[The_Phenom]

It’s inevitable that they will end up with their lowest points ever in the PL era.
To not “beat” their 58pts record in 21/22, they need at least 22 points out of the max 24 left for them to garner. Win 7 and draw 1 till end of season. Well nigh impossible.
I’ll eat my hat, shirt, pants, belt, socks and shoes - the whole shebang - IF Amorim by high miracle managed it.

*note to ten Hag: be kind, please don’t laugh. It’s mainly on SirJim, not Amorim.

[Sithbare]

The delusion.

[The_Phenom]

Luke Shaw, Victor Lindelof, and Casemiro contracts extended.

[Sithbare]

A shame that Lindelof isn’t playing long enough to get a testimonial.