Piggy is at least more honest than Goldbridge, and he knows what he is. Goldbridge has been manufacturing his outrage and his analogies for years because he knows people will tune in for them. You can tell that Goldbridge spends all of his free time coming up with what he believes to be clever analogies like “Rich Tea defending!” or “Lower than tits on a worm!”, but with Piggy it’s more visceral:
“Oh no they’ve scored!! And it’s all down to that slabby fucking meltbag again!!! PISS OFF YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MELTSTICKKKKKK!!!”