When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

This is the glorious bit. They were worse last year than their results and league finish suggested and that was achieved on the back of a couple of players carrying them. Cameiro was one and he is one of their worst performing players this year. He’s finally providing validity to the conversation of who is better between him and Fabinho, but int he sense that they have both become terrible. Likewsie with Rashford.

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Just to point this out again - £600 million have been taken out of ManU in interest and dividends over the past decade, about the same amount that we have spent renovating Anfield and building a training center.

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In other news, people own businesses to make money, FSG saw us as a rising star, Glaziers treat United as a cash cow.

It’s funny coz it’s true.

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Dont worry. Tony Martial is on. His 7 goal a season threat is just what Utd need to turn this around

awkward canadian GIF by CBC

Moved to the flying pig, he’s a proper grifter. Good on him. Tempted to setup a youtube channel as Drunkly taking the piss out of United

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I’ve heard more than one United fan questioning the structural integrity of Old Trafford.

Let it collapse for the insurance money?

Or is that too cynical, even for me?

Plus, they’d be able to get the government to pay for most of the rebuild.

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Given their total disregard for their fans I wouldn’t put it past them. I hope to God that it is just a leaking roof and nothing more critical.

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2 goals in Fergie time. :confounded:

Let them have it. They have been fucking shit, but this gives them false hope to overlook it

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Set up by some Harry magic. He’s playing his way back into the side

:heart_eyes:

They’re still cack with no idea what their playing identity is.

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Yup the bright side is it keeps him there

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They signed Potter?

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It’s another paper over the cracks win like Ole used to get when he was in trouble. It means fuck all in the grand scheme of things, but will keep the fans and the leadership brass on Ten Hags side for a bit. They’ll beat Sheffield united away after the break, too, and everyone will be back to thinking ThEy’Ve TuRnEd A cOrNeR, then a 5-0 thumping at the hands of City will bring them back down to earth with a thud, after dropping out of the League Cup to Newcastle midweek.

Again - these used to mock us for being locked in a “boom-bust cycle”, and here we are, ten years into their very own version of it.

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Man Utd win with 2 goals in the dying minutes,

look on the bright side, it keeps Ten Hag in that job a litte bit longer…

Have you dumped Alice for Beth?

https://www.instagram.com/bethtucker__/?hl=en

Working on a threesome but these things take time. Get off my back.

Casemiro’s last 2 games

Wednesday - sent off conceding a penalty
Today - Gave away a goal with a sloppy pass and then taken off at half time

:heart_eyes:

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