When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Problem is they haven’t got someone saying no to him, it’s a bit like when Rodgers was here, our team is being categorised as all over the place and yet we still seemingly signed 2 guys who are perfect and 2 who look promising.

There is no one we signed that Man United couldn’t have had a go at, we beat them on Nunez because we had been CL finalists. They’ve spent more than us this window again and I’m not sure what value they got for it and too many signings seem to be managerial related.

Saying that whoever scouted Onana must have just been watching YouTube clips, he surely wasn’t this bad in Italy? The young lad seems a bit better than I expected but is far off the radar of how they were pitching him and that’s it.

Every signing is the “best ever” and when they play they aren’t. I’m not sure you’ll get it from Onana and their blueticks laughably post how Dom is average even after about 3-4 motm displays.

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That’s why they binned de Gea and bought Onana. :smiley:

Hojlund looks interesting. For a player of his size, seems to have good pace, engine and his close control especially caught my eye. Looks like more proper #9’s are more wanted on the market again, especially if they tick a lot of boxes in terms of skills. Finding ways of getting more players in midfield or centrally perhaps helped the solution to fit in players like that in teams.

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Yes, that’s my point :wink:

These never get old.

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Read an article last night that Bruno had the most FIFPRO minutes of any player in the world last night. This is a big issue with ETH - he has players that he literally never drops no matter how they’re performing.

Gonna get him sacked. The cunt.

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…even when Bruno gestures to the bench to come off in the midst of a drubbing… ETH leaves him on :0)

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ETH saw Bruno push officials and pout when his team was losing all of last season and not only kept him in the team but named him as captain.

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Nope.
Keep him to stagnate and slide down the slope to greater mediocrity.
Viva DisUnited!

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Still laughing after a discussion with a United fan this morning. EtH is fine and to quote you, Fernandes “iS tHe MoSt CrEaTiVe PlAyEr In tHE LeAgUe”

Blind

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It is baffling that he is captain - but then I can’t think of anyone else they have that would be a standout replacement to lead the team either.

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Probably the same lot who think Dom is “mid average”.

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200m in a window and your CB pairing is Evans and Slabhead.

You couldn’t scratch mine with a garden rake, at the moment.

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

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One down, this is glorious.

De Gea saves this in his sleep.

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1710663496906543453?s=46&t=OQ6N9bHrXqbJMKmFZJ79DA

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jizz GIF

Casemiro and Lindlehof were worse

"When your enemy's drowning, throw the SOB an anvil, or just play Onana in goal."

-James Carville -Manchester United
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