When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

If I didn’t despise Madrid so much after them fluking the last two CL finals against us… This is a great move to screw over United

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They didnt fluke them against us.

Edited!

Not sure if you’ve misread @Sithbare’s post? But he said “fluking” not ‘flunking’. Or was it a typo on your part? :thinking::nerd_face:

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Typo on my part. I meant fluking.

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The Athletic is reporting a possibility of game cancellation/postponement if there is a big enough disruption by Man U supporters tomorrow

JK says if that happens we should be awarded the points as there is no time in this congested season to replay

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They should have had the book thrown at them last time but they wouldn’t.

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United trying to buy the League like the old days.

Someone should tell them city already did.

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Well, trying to buy the Dutch league, anyway.

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Giggs’ poem to his missus makes me wish I was Jared, 19.

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That is just awful!

I have to check the news to see if these poems and shit are actually real. Fuck. Me. He’s like a 11 year old school boy learning swear words for the first time. (yeah I was a late bloomer)

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Is he okay in the head Giggs?

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Its embarrassing, sick bucket material…

I am taking a break for a while.

You cannot unsee that.

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I’ll be hard as a totem pole if we put a few past these tonight :slight_smile:

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I think you are all underappreciating his clever use of coo. Context makes you think he is talking about an achievement, the word “coup”. But he cleverly used the word coo instead. It’s a double meaning to mean both that and his “coochie coo” way of flirting with women. Ladies and gents, that’s poetry.

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Giggs comes off as a remarkably unintelligent man who simply has never quite realized that, because his formative years were spent in such an easy environment for him to understand.

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I’m a little behind on this, but am I correct in the understanding these were for his sister in law?

Yeah one of the big downsides of being an elite footballer is that you can really miss out on any experiences outside a very insular and stupid bubble so you are totally unequipped for the real world yet may be too thick and naive to realise. Wish elite clubs put a bit more (understand things have improved) into educating players and exposing them to being more than just a footballer. Lots of great examples out there but clubs can help facilitate the Giggs equivalents to grow a bit more as people beyond the 10 year olds they start and leave as - having all their worst excesses excused, enabled and made much more toxic by boredom and far too much money.
Clubs need to make it a priority to produce more Rashfords and less Greenwoods; more like Xabi and Hendo and less like Davis James and Pennant.

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