Probably know they going to sack the manager, before they slip a NDA into the new contract,
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Arne’s just getting warmed up…
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I hope they appoint Amorim or whoever soon, then the new guy will buy into the hype, get the owner to spend another 200m in January ‘because I need the right players to get the season back on track’, then squeeze them into 7th place from the 14th now, back into Europe, hailed as a turnaround, spend another 200m in summer and then gets sacked in October after languishing in 15th.
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Apparently, it is not controversial to dress up like this in his home country… Either way, if he didn’t want his past life dissected by the media in the UK, he should have stayed away from the hot-seat - Welcome to the PL RVN…
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Zwarte Piet? I think it’s a bit more controversial than it used to be. The Dutch had their jam-jar moment a few years ago.
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That’s right… Although on this occasion he was in Spain, as one of the three wise men, giving gifts out to children that were in hospital at Christmas time… Just shows how quick, people who posted it as a negative, can be eh
Wearing a jewelled headdress and an elaborate robe, the photo was taken at a charity function where he visited a hospital to give gifts to children and staff. Three Kings’ Day is an annual celebration in Spain which celebrates the three wise men who brought gifts to baby Jesus and marks the end of the festive period in January.
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The tenuous grasp on rhyme and meter confirms the authorship as an @Alright_Now_Legend original.
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I’d say why did he have to paint his face but ironically on one hand it’s a bit silly on the other it shows more awareness of the area the events took place and the story than most European artists ever have.
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Two consecutive wins should do it.
They cast stones at Hemingway, Alcott, and Golding as well.
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Haha @Alright_Now_Legend
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So theres an article on the Beeb about Amorim.
He likes his teams to press. Good luck getting this United team to do that.
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Pressing with that squad is a big noo noo
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I think if he genuinely becomes their next manager, you should only be allowed to post in this thread in your usual format regarding him.
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I’m just here to please the people.
You tell me what you want, and I will grant it.
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Noo Noo
No no
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Having had many requests for an encore, I gift you this:
If United you wish to scam
You fly to West Ham
That’s Amorim
And ineos will say
This legend we must pay
That’s Amorim
And when he’s at the wheel
And 3 points he can’t seal
That’s abhorrent
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Can’t decide between this and Pep screaming TWO!!! for the best ever football gif.
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