They cast stones at Hemingway, Alcott, and Golding as well.
Haha @Alright_Now_Legend
So theres an article on the Beeb about Amorim.
He likes his teams to press. Good luck getting this United team to do that.
Pressing with that squad is a big noo noo
I think if he genuinely becomes their next manager, you should only be allowed to post in this thread in your usual format regarding him.
Iām just here to please the people.
You tell me what you want, and I will grant it.
Noo Noo
No no
Having had many requests for an encore, I gift you this:
If United you wish to scam
You fly to West Ham
Thatās Amorim
And ineos will say
This legend we must pay
Thatās Amorim
And when heās at the wheel
And 3 points he canāt seal
Thatās abhorrent
Canāt decide between this and Pep screaming TWO!!! for the best ever football gif.
Geez, man, count the syllables
If United you wish to scam
You fly to West Ham
Libel alert.
Is that a for sale sign in the window?
Itās a Daily Mirror with a backpage headline saying Amorim will win Utd the title.
He has got a lot of work to do before that, heās going to have to move on most of that team and buy a new one, and he hasnāt a room with PSR.
Any club with Bruno Fernandez as club captain has a serious issue with culture.
I am guessing @Sithbare is now a guest journo at the Mirror
FIFY
Iām working so hard like a soldier
To be fair, I thought it might be the pilot having been reading a redtop about Ten Hag getting sacked, then hastily chucking it over the dash when he saw him about to board.
Another crap line. Your appointment as TAN Poet Laureate is coming under serious question. With Artist Laureates like @gasband we cannot let standards slip.