When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

They cast stones at Hemingway, Alcott, and Golding as well.

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Haha @Alright_Now_Legend

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So theres an article on the Beeb about Amorim.

He likes his teams to press. Good luck getting this United team to do that.

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Pressing with that squad is a big noo noo

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I think if he genuinely becomes their next manager, you should only be allowed to post in this thread in your usual format regarding him.

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I’m just here to please the people.

You tell me what you want, and I will grant it.

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Noo Noo

No no

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Having had many requests for an encore, I gift you this:

If United you wish to scam
You fly to West Ham
That’s Amorim

And ineos will say
This legend we must pay
That’s Amorim

And when he’s at the wheel
And 3 points he can’t seal
That’s abhorrent

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Can’t decide between this and Pep screaming TWO!!! for the best ever football gif.

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Geez, man, count the syllables

If United you wish to scam
You fly to West Ham

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Libel alert.

Is that a for sale sign in the window?

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It’s a Daily Mirror with a backpage headline saying Amorim will win Utd the title.

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He has got a lot of work to do before that, he’s going to have to move on most of that team and buy a new one, and he hasn’t a room with PSR.

Any club with Bruno Fernandez as club captain has a serious issue with culture.

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I am guessing @Sithbare is now a guest journo at the Mirror

FIFY

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I’m working so hard like a soldier

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To be fair, I thought it might be the pilot having been reading a redtop about Ten Hag getting sacked, then hastily chucking it over the dash when he saw him about to board.

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Another crap line. Your appointment as TAN Poet Laureate is coming under serious question. With Artist Laureates like @gasband we cannot let standards slip.

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