His middle name says it all: Labile.
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Just Do Itā¦! :0)
I think they finally got the right man, hopefully not though as itās fun watching them struggle.
Theyāve had the right man about 3 times now.
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Isnāt the French spelling La Bile?
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Ruben Amorim is set to operate on a more modest budget to former Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag and will be tasked with maximising the untapped potential in the squad as the club aims to end the damaging and costly cycle of mass overhauls. (Telegraph - subscription required)
Poor fella is buggered before he starts, untapped potential 
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Bruno has yet to burst into massive tears that could make him a great star in soap operas
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Yep he definitely overacts so would be perfick
Just like how they used to mock us for āturning the cornerā, I wish them this vicious cycle to continue. New manager, inconsistent result, brings them to 6th, new era, spends a 150m, is shit but did well in European and domestic cups to later stages, and still ends up in 6th, see good things, spends another 150m, is shit, mid table in Oct, gets sacked. Repeat.
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But objectively, Amorim did fantastic in Portugal, no two ways about it. But his task here in Manchester is many times bigger. He first has to deal with the broken squad. We all can see that with great coaching from someone like Klopp and coaches, supposedly average players can become a great team and win. He needs to do that with those in his squad. And then the egos. I would get rid of Bruno as captain. He is one of the most ridiculous captains I ever seen. Remember he actually walks away one time when the going gets tough. The team revolves around his ego or else he just cries. And then the shitty fans who change their minds so rapidly they could win the next F1 race. They will be calling for his sacking once they donāt get the results within this season.
I hope they never get relegated but continue to be in mid table looking up to us as we win titles and cups.
That means heās getting 300m as opposed to 600m that Ten Hag blew.
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My thoughts as well. They know that they canāt miss out on CL football and a coach like Amorim might make the most out of that squad, otherwise they wouldnāt have sacked Ten Hag. I actually think heāll do well in the short term (their new coaches tend to coax whatās necessary to get enough points out of their players) but I will reserve my judgement for long term.
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If he gets United into the top 6 , heāll be tapped up sooner rather than later.
Crazy that they gave Ten Haags all that extra money to spend on his old players and then sacked him.
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I saw the headline to this and thought wtf would they do that for ? And then I had to laugh ;
āJonny Evans was flanked by Yoro to his right and Shaw to the left. Antony was the right wing-back, Tyrell Malacia the left wing-back.ā
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God weāve got several weeks of this wankfest.
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It makes the inevitable downfall that much sweeter. Their fanbase gets all confused - how could this happen again???
You love to see it.
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Several weeks?! Heāll get them playing CL in his first season, Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville will explode out of āI told you soā, Prime Minister will be so happy that the powerhouse of Manchester is back, he might even reroute some public funding into their new stadium! Weāll never hear the end of it!
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But we also know that all it will only take is a 1-0 against Ipswich on the weekend for you to be convinced that Utd are back
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