I am a dreamer.
Youâd have to be fucking delusional to fancy this United side to win anything.
I vividly, vividly remember my delusional Man United-supporting mate having a proper laugh at Klopp, his early comments and acts like the one after WBA draw at Anfield. He wasnât laughing when Klopp built an all-conquering side.
I wouldnât laugh at Amorim, especially as he doesnât seem to be the type to hand out epic soundbites or hardman promises like his predecessors.
He will be when heâs 18 months into his tenure and after having not found a way to play without having Maguire and Evans at CB, he is scrambling to keep his position and starts making increasingly absurd comments about Marcusâ second goal of the season (in late Spring) being the signal that they have turned a corner and with one big summer of top signings they will be challenging for the title
Iâm not laughing at him. Iâm laughing with him.
After what he says here, I think I would laugh - itâs very uninspiring stuff and Iâm glad we didnât get him.
Well, saying that the title is not theirs for the taking next season is one of the more sensible things a ManU manager has had to say on the way IN the door for quite some time. The usual cycle is talk big early, then start saying they need time when it starts going pear-shaped. I think he is definitely right, 2.5 years is not going to get that squad to the top of the leage.
Well, he is going to the âTheatre of Dreamsâ
Two and half years.
Bloody hell sounds like theyâve learned, that or they arenât that convinced.
Câmon IpswichâŚ
This could turn out to be a better weekend than that time I disappointed a girl for the first time.
Manchester United have made contact with Real Madrid over the potential signing of midfielder Eduardo Camavinga, 22, but the France international is not keen on the move. (Bernabeu Digital - in Spanish)
Weâll see if heâs keen this time to join us or still not.
Iâm also very enthusiastic of their regular pursuits of players they previously let go from their academy for nothing 1 or 2 seasons earlier.
Heâs a poor manâs Dev Patel
I thought that was you? 
Understandable error but Iâm the Indian Clooney according to everyone
Everyone except the mirror.
United are back
Marcus understands the club. He has the DNA
Goldbridge losing his rag coz Utd players are lazy and shit.
