When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Brightly coloured napalm.

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This thread is one of the recent golden ones. For people with half an hour to kill. I recommend reading this thread from start to finish and see the massive flip flops of the entire redcafe community.

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Bit surprising how people tend to look at Indian food from outside.

I see it within India as well. People in other states tend to call Andhra food as hot and spicy and the specific Andhra restaurants in those states tend to do their best to live up to that particular stereotype.

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The curry houses here are mostly shit when youre used to proper home cooked stuff…but it has its place for a night out (as long as you know the foods not gonna be great). Frw cobras or kingfishers to wash it down. Jobs a good un.

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Hence the graphic above…only lager can kill a vindaloo

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“Is our squad average?”

No,
It’s far worse than that…

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Canadians quoting Red Dwarf is impressive

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Where’s “here” for you?

Wherever you go these days, you can nearly always find a genuine, quality curry house among the generic high street dross.

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When did they change the spelling of “utter shite and complete and utter shyte”?

I live on the south coast, near to Portsmouth, these days.

Easy to find half decent curry houses around the UK, especially in big cities or areas where more Indians or South Asian communities live.

Decent and genuine - not sure they are the same thing or either easily defined - palates are a very individual thing afterall.

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He’s going get sacked at this rate.

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That’s preposterous. Manchester United are not a sacking club.

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Off to find my special sock….

https://x.com/xkgx__/status/1867281330222117007?s=46&t=OQ6N9bHrXqbJMKmFZJ79DA

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When you fall to the ground and scream like a clown

That’s Fernandes.

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Some great quality on show here …

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Shocking defending too tight and gets rolled easily