It is kind of quaint how many of the ‘no, we don’t’ put a caveat around the defence, like it is somehow now a problem. If they had a top 4 defence, they probably would not have pulled Evans out of virtual retirement. Yeah, their forwards are a bigger problem right now, but their defence is basically either ponderously slow or incredibly erratic, or some blend of the two depending on player selection. We have some depth problems - would you take any one ManU defender to address them? I don’t see one. Would Chelsea, Spurs, or Arsenal? City right now? I don’t know all those squads well enough to answer definitively, but I am not sure you would
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Yoro as a squad player perhaps only because Quansah is in a crisis of confidence and we need numbers. Not anywhere close to what United paid for him and for his wages though.
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Perhaps Amorim should be singing this.
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Bit presumptuous of you to think I didn’t consider this. I decided against it because “crying’s not for me” seemed out of place for this United side.
Hope that helps.
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There’s a strong contingent among 'caf regulars that they have a top-class defense, and a top class central midfield in Ugarte and Mainoo, but the rest are all either shit or out of position in Amorim’s system.
I don’t know how even the most biased cunt ever can look at the likes of Martinez, De Ligt, Maguire, etc. and think that’s a top-class defense. They used to mock us relentlessly for being deluded about the quality of our squad, and in hindsight they were probably right a lot of the time, but now that the tables have turned you can only sit back and laugh at these poor delusional twats. They have no idea what’s still to come.
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When the shit’s on fire. And the stadium is dire.
[Mike Keegan on X: "EXCLUSIVE 
Old Trafford hit with MICE infestation 
Food hygiene inspectors find droppings in two places & reduce rating to 2* 
Issue thanks to railway line, canal & weather https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14221685/Man-United-MICE-infestation-Old-Trafford.html
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Whose going make a joke about Bruno?
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Oh dear…
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The most glaringly obvious thing about Rashford is his stats. It’s really as simple as that ; he just doesn’t deliver.
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Like the Royal Mail this time of year! Right?! Right boys?!
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And La Poste … lazy bastards.
Well most of the delivery companies are shite.
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I don’t want United to be relegated. Rather would have them face the never ending relegation battles and become the next Everton. They can survive for one more season etc etc and then…the misery continues.
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Fixed
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They’ve moved a step closer to that new stadium.
Is the Bury ground still in operation…
At this rate they might have to play there. You are telling me a multibillionare can’t fix these issues very quickly.