When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

I think Goldbridge usually talks a bit of sense, albeit with the usual Manc folly of grossly overestimated their squad.

On this point, spending half a billion quid is the worst thing they could do. I don’t they could anyway, with how closely they skirt to PSR regs. But dropping another £500m on this planless, directionless, feckless squad would at this point do more harm than good. I don’t care how fucking rich they are. There are limits to what they can do. They have just flushed £500m down the pisser. They can’t keep doing that.

What they need at this point is a clear football direction. That needs to come before any massive spend.

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I’m not sure this type of shit helped his cause…

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Sure, this was the stick to beat with them in the past, but they finally have their football structure in place now after they prized the very highly respected Ashworth from Newcastle in the summer, so at least a big spend now would be done with a footballing plan in place.

Hang on, I’m getting an update in my ear piece…

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Kerkez interview with INEOS management and Amorim :

Kerkez: tell me. Why should I join Manu?

INEOS management and Amorim (in unison): we’re not going to get relegated!

Because we brought our staff back into the office and have got our wasteful non-football spending under control…we’ve turned a corner.

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They have 3 home games during the January transfer window, and should be able to get 2 wins (one is EL v Rangers). Unfortunate that they don’t have a PL home game in the last week, the atmosphere would be fantastic

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United plan.

  1. Get relegated
  2. Sack all the players
  3. Have a really serious chat about long term strategy
  4. Appoint a manager who can implement
  5. Buy the correct players on sensible money
  6. Wait 2 years to bed in
  7. Pray

That’s where they are and what they need and the absolute last thing they’ll do, Half expecting them to sign Pogba back.

I doubt they have relegation clauses in their contracts…

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Or the Second Coming of the Special One.
Ok, So Slot is the Second Coming of the Normal One.

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Fans won’t be that patient.

I know. it’s glorious isn’t it :slight_smile:

Get rid of the over paid dross, promote youth and get in the odd seasoned professional with the right mentality and attitude.

They have to start from scratch

What discipline now shit is hitting fan Rashford and Garnacho are back in squad.

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Utd been waiting for January transfer window to open…
They just signed - A Roofer…

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I’m getting to know Ratcliffe’s style now…

I think he’ll invest in longer studs for the players.

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Next on their list: a rodent catcher.

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Or a “Captain catcher” as they’re more commonly known in Old Toilet.

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Neville on the hit list then?

Bruno is already available.

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Radcliffe looks like a bit of a rat.

Like if I had that much money I wouldn’t look like a homeless man outside the arndale.*

*I’ve seen homeless look better mind.