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They have 3 home games during the January transfer window, and should be able to get 2 wins (one is EL v Rangers). Unfortunate that they don’t have a PL home game in the last week, the atmosphere would be fantastic

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United plan.

  1. Get relegated
  2. Sack all the players
  3. Have a really serious chat about long term strategy
  4. Appoint a manager who can implement
  5. Buy the correct players on sensible money
  6. Wait 2 years to bed in
  7. Pray

That’s where they are and what they need and the absolute last thing they’ll do, Half expecting them to sign Pogba back.

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I doubt they have relegation clauses in their contracts…

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8911

Or the Second Coming of the Special One.
Ok, So Slot is the Second Coming of the Normal One.

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8912

Fans won’t be that patient.

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I know. it’s glorious isn’t it :slight_smile:

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Get rid of the over paid dross, promote youth and get in the odd seasoned professional with the right mentality and attitude.

They have to start from scratch

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What discipline now shit is hitting fan Rashford and Garnacho are back in squad.

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8916

Utd been waiting for January transfer window to open…
They just signed - A Roofer…

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I’m getting to know Ratcliffe’s style now…

I think he’ll invest in longer studs for the players.

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8918

Next on their list: a rodent catcher.

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Or a “Captain catcher” as they’re more commonly known in Old Toilet.

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8920

Neville on the hit list then?

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Bruno is already available.

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8922

Radcliffe looks like a bit of a rat.

Like if I had that much money I wouldn’t look like a homeless man outside the arndale.*

*I’ve seen homeless look better mind.

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Ratcliffe. And for someone who was a self proclaimed lifelong United fan , he certainly made the attempts to purchase Chelsea before.

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Ratcliffe deserves some praise though, enormous praise in fact…
Not many people can get a 150yr old face onto their 70yr old body…!

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United have triggered the +1 option on Maguire’s contract, now his deal is until 2026.

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And this, ladies and gentlemen (and @SBYM), is why there’s no need to worry that Man United are “turning things around” anytime soon. They continue to make the same stupid mistakes as an organization that have plagued them for over a decade now.

Maguire is on £190k per week, by the way.

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