When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Isnt it around £750m since the takover about 20 years ago??

What’s funnier is that over the last 10 years the’ve spent about £1.43bn on transfers (with only about £200m of that funded by sales), about half of that was over the last five years alone producing the fruits of the current squad!

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Its British Homes Stores (BHS) with a moat!

It is utterly mind-blowing how expensive that bag of shit of a squad was.

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Laugh whilst having a pot noodle surely has to be the winning choice

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https://x.com/paddypower/status/1892211525902823856?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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“The Theatre of Memes”

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That comment… :joy:

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Just saw the vid of Avram Glazer being asked if he’d sell Utd…‘No’.

They’re fucked. Like proper fucked.

We are so fucking lucky to have FSG.

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Where’s the SBYM praise money ? John ?

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She deserves that. She ruined the the poor dogs desperate attempt for freedom.

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The Europa does look a bit piss easy since they stopped dropping CL into it.

Still probably on the hardest side with Bilbao.

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Which makes the Conference League that bit more perplexing. When you look at the sides Chelsea would face, there have to be multiple sides that will field an XI paid less than the average Chelsea player.

Real Sociedad taking ManU will be worth a watch, I think

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I’m stocking up on pot noodles and tissues.

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I’d say it’s Italy and Spain that you don’t want to play someone from because clubs are still decent further down.

I would say Spurs will see the mighty AZ Alkmaar off but who knows.

Right… “stocking up”.

Like your shed isn’t already full of them.

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STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING SHED!!!

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I am legit laughing my arse off that everything down Villa is coming up Marcus.

Classic Utd.

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Might be to Utd’s advantage. Helps generate interest and a better fee for him next summer, while getting him off the wage bill permanently. Possibly the same with Antony.

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Fair points, but they do SFA to ameliorate the mantle of Banter FC.

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Rashford showing he can still play helps salvage his value, but it just makes the questions around Amorim that much bigger. Amorim hasn’t done anything to establish his authority other than collect his paycheque. Running off Rashford has only seen the season turn that much worse - this is actually a worse situation than Sancho was for Ten Hag.

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