I remember the first 10 against Blackpool just after Kenny took over and I went yeah that was more like it.
I think Hodgson took us that low.
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They’re so close to running out of people that they’re going to have to hire more people just to sack them!
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More like nightmares
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All their celebrations are cringe bar Maguire who just looks like a fat bloke running.
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They are such a hateful club with the added bonus of being really shit at the moment which makes it all the more amusing.
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Their celebrations are so out of whack with what they are achieving, it’s hilarious.
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Someone noted a while back the way they celebrate giving away a corner 
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Apparently United are targeting a new striker to lead them back to glory, and it’s… Liam Delap.
L.O.L.
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Worst reveal since Rebekah Vardy’s account.
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Should get Rory in as an additional tactical.
United should look to sell the rights of their recent league campaigns to be made as comedy shows. They’ll mint money , dark tragicomedy with not even a Ted Lasso type feel good factor.
McIlroy?
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Re: Keane/Wright
I can see where both sides are coming from. Keane’s “back-in-my-day” shtick can be tiresome at times, but I agree with him that Bruno is not a proper captain. But I agree with Wright that Bruno is down the list of people I would blame at Manchester United. The problems with that club started before they signed Bruno and would continue even if he was sacked as captain or sold. The problems are deeper and start from horrible owners, through terrible football operations, through poor managers, down to the terrible players. Bruno would not be a great captain in any situation, but I also cannot blame him for failing to overcome the rot that plagues that entire club. Bruno can only lead turds to the toilet.
While Bruno is not captain material, I do think that if he played for a better side with proper management and professionalism, he would thrive. It must be hard to play for a club where you’re surrounded by incompetence.
Faceless INEOS goon: Boss, the staff are asking for sugar to be provided by the club in the coffee room.
Rory:
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Thought that watching MOTD. They went fucking nuts when took the lead against Ipswich. Like it was the goal that clinched the title
It was the goal that turned the corner. The first step to winning the title. Do you not remember us celebrating like that against Norwich? The shirt off celebration? The broken glasses?
I am joking of course. Those scenes were simply players responding positively to what Klopp injected into the club and celebrating the initial fruits of its success. It was among those initial steps we’d ultimately take towards being title winners. There is a big difference between that and the smugness, the “arent we fucking great” stuff you see out of some these Utd players. Its the guy who nutmegs a defender when a minute away from a 4-0 loss and acts like he’s the one who has something to celebrate.
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When he first signed for them (and we’d been linked I think) he had that golden spell, and I remember think FFS they’ve found a Suarez.
It hasn’t panned out like that, but he is still obviously a really good player.
Having said that, I’m on Team Keane. The captaincy should come with responsibility to lead and set an example. He might be great off the pitch, but on the pitch I’ve seen him sulk, hide, asked to be subbed, and go for an argument with the ref while the opposition are breaking. He is a terrible captain, and endemic of club that has allowed standards to fall to rock bottom.
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You all that young that you don’t remember Rory Delap
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Some people are so old that they’ve forgotten him.
Not me, I hasten to add.
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I am always reminded of him every time I watch some League 2 match. It’s nice those tactics live on somewhere. Surprised Arteta hasn’t seen if anyone can throw it that far.
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