Manchester United: Always one step behind Liverpool.
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He needs to prove to me that he can use a full stop properly.
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Hopefully Elon Musk buys them based on how much he did with Twitter.
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Sacking their entire playing staff might improve them.
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Itâs what he replaces them with and knowing Musk it wonât be useful.
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A terse statement released on Tuesday evening read: 'Cristiano Ronaldo is to leave Manchester United by mutual agreement, with immediate effect.
'The club thanks him for his immense contribution across two spells at Old Trafford, scoring 145 goals in 346 appearances, and wishes him and his family well for the future.
âEveryone at Manchester United remains focused on continuing the teamâs progress under Erik ten Hag and working together to deliver success on the pitch.â
Câmon own up own up⌠who photoshopped this gigantic head onto his bodyâŚ??
Oh! wait a minute :0)
What a return itâs been for RonaldoâŚ
Joined a team who finished 2nd in the league
Guided them to 6th the next season
Ruined the dressing room dynamic
Forgot how to score
Left.
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âŚand tried to put Curtis Jones into Row Z
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glazers are open to selling for ÂŁ4b-ÂŁ9b
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Come on Ronaldo do it, buy United and kick Ten Hag out ⌠
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Stan Kronke 4b and 1p bid incoming.
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Best scenario for all parties, really.
Shouldâve happened last summer, but this is right now the best move.
Will be really interesting to see where he signs this winter.
Glazers have taken lots of dividends and loaded hundreds of millions onto the club too. They need a new stadium or a very expensive refurb.
They have been bad owners and wonât care one jot who they sell to.
It all points to another nation state, probably of the human rights abusing kind.
Hopefully our owners sell us to someone more suitable.
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Would be delicious to see them sold to some really shady oily types who just fuck it up royally. DIC coming in would be bad, very bad though.
Yes! means we can sign him on a free now!
Wasnât that fronted by Amanda whatsherface now sheâs fronting another horrible bunch of knobs instead theyâd have to find someone else, anyone got Greg Normanâs number?
So it seems now that being a billionaire with deep pockets is no longer enough for the top clubs. What you need now to compete is unlimited wealth or , really , whatâs the point ?
Another thing we can thank Qatar for.
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Terrible news. First Ronaldo going and now the Glazers. Wouldnât be at all surprising to see them become state-owned. Unlike us, I doubt there would be massive backlash from their fanbase if that were to happen.
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